Day 80 - DIY Drag

I should point out this is the same friend who always tells me off for "not saying no" enough.

Day 79 - The Inconvenient Butt Gene

Day 78 - The subtlety gene bypassed some of my family.

I'm sure you'll be pleased to hear she's had plenty if opportunity to practice being devious over the last 21 years.

Day 77- Scar Tissue

Day 76 - She's only got one leg

Day 75 - Knit Fast, Die Warm

Day 74 - Facts about 35 years

And if you believe any of those friends are 35 you're dafter than you look ;)

Day 73 - They actually made a 'splat' sound

Day 72 - Never give children guns

We were about 8, 10 & 12 at the time.

Day 71 - Things I call my Cat

I have seen my future, and it looks something like this......

Day 70 - Shower baldness

Day 69 - Do you come here often?

Day 68 - Use your Illusion

I don't have the cassette anymore, but still listen to this album.

Day 67 - If I had a penny...

Day 66 - I've always wanted to draw on a wall

Thankyou to Susan for making my 'dream come true'.

Todays work can be seen for 1 week only in 'Ephemeral', a temporary show of wall drawn artwork at 56-58 The Old High Street, Folkestone. At the end of the week the work will be painted over and gone forever! 

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Update 21/11/13.

My Mum visited 'Ephemeral' today, and did no (as I expected) take offence to me calling her 'scary'.

What she did object to was my critique of her interior decorating style.....

Day 65 - Heavy Plants

Day 64 - Kill Your Idols, or maybe not....

Here's a picture of Mr Rose in the aforementioned -Tshirt.

Day 63 - Speedy Mousezales

* No mice were harmed in the making of this doodle. They were caught and set free in a nice hedge.

Day 62 - Some people really need to get out more

When I got back home later, we howled with laughter at the mental image of my mum strapping on her running shoes and sweatband and 'running orf'.

Day 61 - Humans really are a horrible Species

Day 60 - Naughty Scrabble

Day 59 - Forgetful me!

Day 58 - Sredni Vashtar

Sredni Vashtar went forth,
His thoughts were red thoughts and his teeth were white.
His enemies called for peace, but he brought them death.
Sredni Vashtar the beautiful.

Most of Saki's (H.H. Munro) work can be found free for e-readers as it is out of copyright. A PDF of the story can be found here with a couple of other short tales.

Day 57 - Wine Deprivation is a serious thing.

Day 56 - Happy Birthday Fuzzball!

Day 55 - A Bare King

Apparently this is called a Bare King as I left the opposition (I'm calling him Chessbot) exposed.

Day 54 - Why do more men not find this unacceptable?

Day 53 - Secret Service Cake

Day 52 - I think it's safe to tell this secret now...

Day 51 - I am a font of useless knowledge....